so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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