I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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