On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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