The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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