I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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