I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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