we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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