I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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