talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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