Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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