Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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