what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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