OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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