Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
My bed smells like the plague
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