i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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