Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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