yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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