Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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