I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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