I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
