Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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