we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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