Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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