You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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