I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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