i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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