were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he shaved USA in his pubs
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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