I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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