The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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