So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.