Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I cut my penus on the lid.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.