Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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