I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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