i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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