just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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