Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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