So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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