have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
