i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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