You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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