I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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