hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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