party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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