the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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