my vag is so smooth its legendary
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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