turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Please don't give away my fajitas
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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