who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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