People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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