I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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