He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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