Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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