I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I think a kid would responsible me up
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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