i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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