No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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