rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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